Gejna mgieghla niktbu poezija
Jew forsi xi litanija
La hemm 100eur fi nofs
Mhux sejrin nhallu l-bicca tghaddi bla hoss

Nibdew bil-problema ta kull filghodu
Thezzez snienek u c-chewing gum timghodu
Biex forsi tasal x-xoghol bla dewmien
U ssib parking minghajr telf ta zmien

Tidhol x-xoghol minghalik se tibda l-hidma
Biex ssib email mill-IT b’apologija ta inkonvenjenza
Li s-sistemi huma weqfin
U rrid ssir maintenance ta malajr
Ninfurmawkhom lura fl-inqas hin

U xi nghidu fuq r-refurbishment
Dik l-imbierka magna tal-helu
Nehhewilna bla consent
Holqitilna unnecessary tense
Ann spiccat bla twistees
U Joe taghna minghajr minstrels

U issa li ga wasalna fi xahar ta Awwissu
n-nofs ta nhari resqin fi tmien
Maghhom jispicca l-aqwa zmien
Daqsekk xoghol sa saghtejn
L-ahwa ibdew ahsbu ghal long days

U hekk kif tibda toqrob x-xitwa
U maghha ggib l-kesha
s-sieghat twal ma jhallulniex alternattiva
u biex nibqghu alert ikollna bzonn hafna kaffeina

mela fittxu newlulna dawk l-mitt ewro
halli magna tal-café ahna nixtru
b’hekk affidabbli ahna nkunu
u xejn xejn we keep up ma logo tal-kumpanija – “Nies li tistgha tavda”

In my inbox, an email suddenly popped,
Poetry celebration on us was dropped,
Chance to win one hundred euros it said,
I am best poet to write poetry I thought in my head!

But poetry has to be bad, what does that mean?
No rhyme, bad spelling, bonker grammar?
Is my chance of money just a dream?
Smashed by a hammer?

So bad poetry I will think about of I will write alright?
See how bad, monkey, San Francisco and chopped onion, one more word to rhyme with above, thinking, thinking... err.. bright!
Oh look rules about this bad poetry thingy flingy?

Poem must be funny!
What sound does fish in the water do? Blue, Blue, Blue!
Funny check!

Subject may be of your own choice!
Subject equals peotry!
Check!

No limit in team size?
No ONE HUUUUUUNDRED euros in TEAM, me ALONE, BRING IT ON!
Jsut me, Check!

Poem has to be an original wok?
Me no copy, me english good!
Checmk!

Poem cannot be offensive or profane!
**** **** *** ******* **, Check! Cleaned and Shhiny!

Deadlinee Auwgust 16th,
No Pro,blem, Cheeck!

Winner Announced 18th, but I am the best at poetry I can rhyme anything even orange,
d**n, nothing rhymes with orange :(
HAND ME MY CHECK! (and cake)

“Good morning Atlas Insurance”
Kull filghodu jiena nghid
Biex naddieh ma xi department
Jew nispjegalu il-Website

Staff,client nkella managers
Kulhadd jigi bzonn l- H.R
Jekk problema pront tinqala
Hemm nkunu; drink mal-bar.

Insomma ahna b’daqshekk hrigna
Nisperaw li nirbhu il-price
Atlas trust us dejjem trust us
Intom kollha very nice!